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  3. (via uglychu)

     
  4. cuz  me today is this

     

  5. who wants to play video games with me today and forever!

    here’s my DS friend code : 5258-0953-2238

     

  6. Here is what this dummy was just up to for a good 5 seconds, pawing at the screen on the laptop asking “why won’t it go”

     
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  9. really into shoving my hair into baseball caps lately

     
  10. Been too busy with family game night to post

     

  11. I’m sleep deprived and insane from traveling and coffee but I’ve been reading a story with a character named Eileen and when I put the book down to check my email and see the name Eileen in my g chat I almost engage in conversation expecting to ask her what happened with Howie and that I too hate recycling.

     
  12. A secret admirer sent me a beautiful poem today

     

  13. NO NO NO GET THIS WOMAN OFF THE INTERCOM SHE SOUNDS VERY SHORT OF BREATH. SIT DOWN FLIGHT ATTENDANT RAMONA TAKE SOME DEEP ONES YOU ARE STRESSING ME OUT 

     

  14. Someone smells so good in here, inside of this airport. Like perfume the second time around after the blouse has been wadded up in a corner. I see some mountains out the window - I’m in Salt Lake City. I wonder if my Dad and Grandpa ever hiked on those mountains, the ones I’m looking at with my little eyeball. My dad said I learned to walk somewhere out here while they were on a ski trip. I used to play the Utah Jazz on NBA Live 98 - that one was the best. I keep texting my friends stuff like “ahh I’m stuck in Salt Lake City for 69 years” but I’m actually fine using the wiffy, posted up next to this electrical outlet doing the same thing I would at home until I hop up to quickly wash the dishes but end up carefully tending each plate and cup instead then moving on to clean the whole kitchen until it is perfect not because I am an orderly person- maybe I am becoming one, but it is nice to care for something and the walls are a nice pale green which bathes the room in a Williams- Sonoma Sears Roebuck warmth. Repetitive actions are comforting and I like to weave in and out of the domestics because a beautiful home is good for the soul and it feels tame to smoke inside of a clean room. My mom hated cleaning, she saved it for Sundays and never enjoyed keeping house mostly because my brothers and I were assholes and the architecture of our home was uninspiring. We were in ill spirits from leaving our house in the country when we moved in and I guess it stuck. Both of my Grandmothers were entertainers because they lived in Memphis in the 60’s when everyone worked in suits downtown and people came over for dinner so I mimic them I suppose but only their taste in interior design because I went to college and learned a bunch of useless shit leaving me incapable of having a conversation with anyone unfamiliar without turning into an infantile bobble head.  

     

  15. Sometimes I’ll send 3 or 4 of my girlfriends the exact same text and carry the conversation into all of these different places sort of like that movie Rashomon